There is no Denise, only Zuul...

My cousin and I have this little game we play. When we are feeling depressed, or sick, or our Aunt Flow is in town for the monthly visit we like to "check out" and leave the real world for a little while. During these periods of time we do not accept phone calls, and if we do, be prepared to hear about it. You are lucky if we respond to text messages or even emails. In fact we have a system that if it gets too bad, the only response we ask for from each other is a single letter. Generally this letter is "F". We would prefer it if we didn't have to have any human contact whatsoever. It would make life so much easier. Thus, the use of the phrase, "There is no Denise, only Zuul..." It is a disclaimer along the lines of the "BEWARE OF DOG" sign. It is a warning. I am telling you that you can stick your hand through the fence but understand that you might pull your arm back to reveal nothing but a bloody stump.