A Letter...

Dear Denise,

I have a bone to pick with you. I’m not sure if you have noticed but recently you have been an absolute pain in the ass, good for nothing, lazy fool. You are so tired during the day that work (which is normally mindless) is actually becoming a challenge for you. You are having trouble staying awake while sitting at your computer (which is bad because this is where most of your work time is spent). You are getting snippy with people almost like a cranky child. By the time you get home from work the last thing you even want to think about doing is chores (but I don’t wanna make my bed).

I am writing this letter to tell you that you are 30 years old and it’s time to get your head out of your behind. It is time to be slightly more responsible. This means less time out and more time at home getting the things done that you need to do (and probably saving a bit of money in the process). Now, I know that there will be times that being out late will be unavoidable (Monday night Trivia) but there are other days that you could be at home relaxing (Sundays). Your poor dog feels neglected (he keeps stealing your stuff). I do understand that there is a SuperAwesome human being in your life now that makes it a little more difficult to get the sleep you need (work schedules, get your mind out of the gutter) and I am not saying that you need to spend less time with him. I am saying that you need to talk about it and figure out a schedule that works for both of you (it is a give and take and communication is key). I’m sure you will be able to resolve this part of the problem.

Start taking care of yourself. Start playing with your dog. Stop spending money and for God's sake woman, get some sleep already!!


Love Always,

DSuperAwesome
XoXoXo